Have you met her^^ You really must she is awesome.
Lately she has started a thing called Friday Letters. Letters to those things that you have stuff to say to but just can’t for whatever reason.
Dear Pipsqueak, I know you are the cutest little black furred ball of fluff ever to be made in a dog. But could you get laryngitis? I mean seriously, I am aware you have chihuahua in you, and we all know chihuahua thinks it is big, bad and indestructible, but could you be that way between the hours of say 9 am and 8 pm and then SLEEP like the other dogs? Why must you continue to perpetuate the twilight bark at 1 am?? Which of course rouses the other bigger , louder dogs.. Just stop. Like now.
Dear you know who you are but I won’t list a nickname even, I don’t care. No seriously I know I nod knowingly when you talk and insert the appropriate comments of hmmm and well , but in all actuality I don’t care. Same stuff different day. I especially love the fact that you hate if people are discussing you or your life cause you are so private but ya know you talking about everyone else is different. No . No it’s not. It’s gossip. Period. Just stop.
Dear WordPress, As in love with you as I am stop it with the updates. I click update just waiting for my beautiful page to crash and burn and I have to call my designer in tears cause you broke it. Stop putting this woman on edge would ya. Pretty please.
Dear youngest child. Stop growing. I am deeply disturbed that you are not yet 13 and already have armpit hair, need to shave and have developed the trail of hair below your navel. Stop now. Your mom needs you to stay little for a bit longer mmmkay.. thx.
Dear Redbook, I love your pictures and the great items but please keep in mind that some of us can’t afford the 50 under $50 items you show. Nor do I have the money for that cute pair of jeans that cost $200.00 bucks but come in sizes anorexic and slightly above anorexic only. I have curves and rolls and those won’t fit my ankle let alone pull all the way up. Real women have curves. Make a note and show it. I appreciate you having the ads from Dove featuring ” real women” but even they can be questionable.
Dear Electric company, I appreciate you are a co-op and as such we get different perks, like use of the ‘park and facilities’ for free. Guess what I would rather have a lower electric bill. I have a yard of my own and a park that is much closer. How can you justify rates nearly 2x greater than the other companies. Then because you are a co-op if I am ever able to switch to green energy like solar or wind you are not required to buy back any excess energy.How is that fair?? Every other utility company has to do it by federal law, but now I have to GIVE you what you make me pay for, so you can charge someone else for something YOU didn’t even produce?? UMM yeah if I go green guess what it will be ALL green and I will use every last drop of it if I have to hook up my neighbors as well to ensure that happens. Just so ya know.
Mom, wife, sister, daughter. I am covering them all. Lover of words and the power they have on the minds of those who read them. This is my place to spin my tales if you will. To bring you my reader right to my front porch swing with me. To share a laugh, a cry or to just sit quietly and be grateful for the beauty that is my hillside in Kentucky. Look around, don't be afraid. Check out the fridge for some home cooked leftovers, the bookshelf for some amazing books, and the photo albums for a glimpse at my life, my loves and my other passion, photography.